So, I know that kids are tweaked…all of them. It’s just
their nature. I have one especially
super tweaker kid, but they are all their share of tweaked.
My super tweaker (not mentioning any names and I bet none of
you can guess, right? Right!!) is a really loud, crazy, odd, darling, funny,
talented, child who makes weird noises constantly (I think I need to write
Julian Smith’s mom and ask if she was worried when he was young…..the answer
probably won’t make me feel any better, but might help me prepare emotionally for
the future). He was being unusually
loud(er) and I was holding my head saying stop, stop, stop you’re driving me
crazy. And he said “I can’t mom, I have the
energy of a cow”. Hm. Oh…..yeah……I get it….no, I don’t.… Here ‘s his explanation: “Cows are moving, moving, moving their mouths
all day long…chew, chew, chew. They
never stop moving their mouths…..they have lots of energy…..just like me”. Okay.
Yep, I get the mouth thing. – boy do I. And be assured that this wisdom was offered about
40 decibels above normal in a squeaky, cartoon character voice. Tweaker.
Did I mention that he plays the drums?
Figures, huh?